Despite what one of my associates had to say earlier regarding the then-‘alleged’ death of Scalia, I can with certainty confirm that Justice Scalia is now Dead Scalia. My sources on the other side confirm that he is...
The North Korean Supreme Court (It’s a real thing, we looked it up) has sentenced an American tourist by the name of Otto Warmbier to 15 years of hard labor for violating the national law of that country. It’s a hard...Read More
The shitlord behind the Fappening has finally been caught and he’s pleading guilty to stealing passwords. He could serve between 18 months and 5 years, which is obviously an atrocity since he should be serving a life sentence...Read More
Early yesterday morning, Marco Rubio received a package from the future president of the United States, Donald Trump. The package itself, contained Rubio’s Ass, it was being handed to him by the glorious Trump. That ladies...Read More
An Israeli scientist has helped develop a method to control uncontrollable bleeding. So this won’t clean up the blood from Israel’s hands, but it surely will keep people from bleeding too much. Perhaps it will be used to save...Read More
Three German universities have shut down prayer rooms that Muslims used, probably because they don’t like Muslims. Not sure why. There is the whole radical Islam thing, and Germany does have a history of radicals killing a fuck...Read More
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