Astronomers witnessed one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful, supernova occur today and it has them gawking. While some in the academia community might be impressed, some local hipsters from the grocery store that I go to are calling it: “The big wang.”
J-killa smokes his rolled cigarettes on the stoop near my apartment and had this to say:
“Oi, is’ like dis’. If the big bang is Beyonsai, than this new one is Reyanna!”
His failure of a British accent doesn’t have scientists or the local record store workers fooled at all. Scientists are saying that this supernova shines 200 times brighter than the average supernova.
However, local hipsters retort that it is still “not hot enough.”
Thomas Greenthumb is our man on the streets getting peoples opinions about what big science and business are doing.