A Russian scientist has successfully sewn a new head onto a monkey and wants to move on to humans. Monkeys are basically small, dumb humans so if God could do it, so can a Russian nerd.

He’s simply asking for the approval and the funds to do it. Mark Zuckerberg, a guy from America, is one of the folks being probed for some fat stacks of currency.

While the research hasn’t been made available, probably to avoid anyone stealing their idea and doing it first, the scientists claim that this stuff is gold. Pretty soon, people will be switching heads all the time. They’ll 3D print a prettier, smarter head and get some Russian to sew it on for them.

The monkey’s current state is unknown, but he does seem to have a strong craving for bananas.

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