The refugee and asylum crisis has put me in such a confusing position for the past few weeks, but one thing I can be certain of: Europe blows.

Germany takes in refugees and they face a bunch of rape. Norway, now, is dealing with a different situation; the asylum seekers hate it. They’re leaving because it didn’t meet their expectations. Hilarious: people in war torn territories can’t spend a week in Norway.

America hasn’t taken in that many refugees, I mean, I don’t know because that requires research, but Trump is smiling every time I see him so I’m guessing they’re not coming in that much. Still, I know any that do come in will love the freedom too much to leave.

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Charlie Countryguy was once asked if he would live anywhere other than the U.S. and his response was “Norway!”