1. Blue, like the color of water reflecting from the sky

2. Red, like the color of the blood of my infant son

3. Green, which is what my son kind of looks like now

4. Black, which is basically what I colored my house

5. Yellow, like the piss that my ex-son would get on the carpet

6. White, like the color of my wife’s face when she walked in this morning

7. Purple, the color of the drapes I’m using to cover their bodies

8. Grey, the guy my wife fantasizes fantasized about

9. Orange, like the color of my favorite fruit

10. I don’t know, violet

Bugsy Feesy is really going by the numbers here.