Nothing screams “oppressive institutions” more than what society finds unacceptable about naturally occurring phenomenon.

Conjoined twins are nature’s way of giving us something unique. But of course, the Patriarchy would hate something so beautifully unique. They just want something attractive, and conjoined twins just aren’t sexy enough to fit into their unrealistic monobodied beauty standards.

So a pair of lovely twins are just that, normal twins in all white Switzerland. Sounds like a Fascist utopia. What’s next, skin grafts for all the darker toned babies? Maybe the reattaching of foreskins… or removal; I forget which one is bad sometimes.

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