1. Water, also known as H2O or sky jizz

2. Orange Juice, which depending on how you pronounce it could be a rabbi in prison

3. Paint. You shouldn’t drink it, but you can still pour it into a glass.

4. Diarrhea. Also shouldn’t be drank, but it’s fun to say and goes easily into a glass.

5. Beer. I drink it straight out of the can, but, you know, bars do it differently sometimes.

6. Horse Urine. My favorite.

7. Horse water. Water you make from a horse, but not its urine.

8. Cheese. The liquid kind.

Who keeps giving Bugsy Feesy clearance?