1. Water, also known as H2O or sky jizz
2. Orange Juice, which depending on how you pronounce it could be a rabbi in prison
3. Paint. You shouldn’t drink it, but you can still pour it into a glass.
4. Diarrhea. Also shouldn’t be drank, but it’s fun to say and goes easily into a glass.
5. Beer. I drink it straight out of the can, but, you know, bars do it differently sometimes.
6. Horse Urine. My favorite.
7. Horse water. Water you make from a horse, but not its urine.
8. Cheese. The liquid kind.
Who keeps giving Bugsy Feesy clearance?