That, ladies and gentlemen is a micro-computer surgically implanted onto a cockroach so that the user may remote control it. The future has officially arrived.

We’re not even fucking around here. This is the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever read in our entire lives and we’ve covered some pretty ridiculous things in our short tenure here.

The top purpose that scientists are now exploiting is to create double agents in the cockroach world so that they may supplant a totalitarian like regime in the minds of cockroaches, ultimately giving us control over the incredibly small creatures.

But that is still not as crazy as somebody actually going through the step-by-step effort to create a living cockroach cyborg. Well done.

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I, Magnus ByargenFlargen, am floored.