A cow in Wisconsin has been spraying out milk for an entire year, and man oh man that’s a lot of milk. Of course, the record thing is a little over done, right?

Like, why do we need to still break records? I think we’ve broken enough records over the years. This cow is just a little too eager if you ask me. Lactose isn’t even that good for humans at a certain age and we’re now breaking records over its production?

You know what would blow my mind? A woman producing 74 thousand pounds of milk in a year. I’d watch that. Everyone would watch that.

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Will Walls is waiting for them to break the almond milk record saying “That shit delish.”