Britain is like the grandfather of Western Imperialism, and America is the spoiled yet successful son that doesn’t even give a shit about impressing his father.

So in a last, pitiful effort to achieve something before its inevitable death, Britain attempting to develop a way to dispose of nuclear waste.

Ah yes, Britain, revel in the glory of being the best waste managers. History can look back on you as the shit shovelers of history… if you even manage to get that title. Japan could probably figure that out in a weekend if they weren’t so busy creating Android slaves for American business men tired of the expense of their wage slaves.

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Blanket Man is not one for travelling, which he blames on his crippling alcoholism.