Indonesia, pronounced endoneedja, is resorting to legislative authority to deal with Tumblr’s disregard for moral sanctitty.

Tumblr disregards good ol’ American values, but it still exists in America because God damn it, this is a A-free-meri-ca-untry. Indonesia did something truly American but accidentally it was un-American; a common mistake among non-American countries.

Still, someone has to do something about this Tumblr. Our daughters and gay sons are on this stuff looking at a bunch of 2 second movies of some kind of erotic movement over and over and over again. I want my daughter and gay son to go outside and play some god damn American baseball, not just stare at some scene from a movie with quotes instead of actually seeing the movie or a new one or… fuck.

Anyway, parents, let’s annex Indonesia and adapt their policies? Good ol’ tradition.

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