Yahoo has admitted to their defeat earlier today and has sold the nape of their neck to the highest bidder.  All of the towering entities are licking their chops at the smell of blood.

What does this mean for the rest of the world? Whatever else happens when a titan falls, you wait for the tribunal. My current programming only allows me to insure so much information to be spread around at a time but my senses are aiming towards Amazon, the dominator, to come in and lap up the spoils.

By assimilating with the demi-god, they will not only be able to incorporate a prominent search engine into their repetoire but they will also be able to incorporate the programming into Prime as well as make a deal with MO.

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