Obama has made a lot of ballsy decisions throughout his presidency, but nothing is ballsier then promising to do something that you lied about since the beginning of your presidency.

Obama ran on the promise that he would immediately shut down Guantanamo Bay when he becomes a president. Of course, being the great man that he is, he DID shut down Guantanamo Bay, only to reopen it immediately afterward. That’s a smart move, because technically he didn’t lie. It’s like if I promise to not cut your throat open, so I instead saw your head off.

Obama is also promising to finally end the war on terror, release all non-violent marijuana offenders, and provide Universal healthcare. He said that all we have to do is elect Bernie Sanders. Although Bernie is not opposed to the War on Terror so I’m guessing we’ll have to take a lie with the two truths.

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Will Walls voted for McCain, twice.