Zimbabwe is considering killing a bunch of their lions because of the lack of hunters in their areas. Something that couldn’t be done sooner.

I visited Africa once, and what I noticed was all the fuckin’ mosquitos. I hate mosquitos, with a passion, and guess what mosquitos like: blood. Guess what lions are filled with: blood. Guess how we’re going to cut down on those mosquitos: by wiping that continent of their food source; the lions.

Some people like to come to the defense of lions, claiming they’re majestic creatures or the kings of the jungle. If you ask me, The Majestic was a shitty movie and there’s only one King: Elvis.

So let’s crucify these “kings” and be done with it. One less bastard to worry about in Humanitarian warfare.

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