Former first lady Nancy Reagan has died at the age of 94.

Coroners have confirmed that she is dead and not just faking it for attention that she lost after Ronald Reagan died. After all, those neo-cons sure do hate women.

The coroners weren’t able to describe how moist her vagina still was, probably for the best considering the media would probably misinterpret that. The media hates science, especially those neo-cons, hyuckhyuck.

Some guy hanging outside of the morgue told me that she has reptilian skin, however I’m sure it’s just a disgusting birthmark. The aesthetically flawed make me sick.

I bet her neo-con fan base would scoff at my fuel-efficient private jet. Privileged bastards.

Almsher Libble