Ew, Julian Assange (Tech bad boy and WikiLeaks Founder) has stated that Google is in the backpocket of Hilary and that she isn’t going down ever unless you can bring down the whole tech sector?
The implications of these news are huge and in order to find some clarity we reached out to an assisstant to Bill Clinton to see what is on his mind.
“While I can not, in any professional or personal vicinity, speak for the mind or his feelings on the matter; As soon as she goes with someone else, Bill is going on a f****** spree. He’s got deals lined up with Microsoft and Oracle for behind-the-back deals. Oh yeah, she is walking the line.”
Taylor Tinker is proud to say that he is in bed with Netscape and they both watch shows and snuggle.