I say “might” to avoid complications, but I’m pretty damn sure it was an inside job. From the moment it happened I already had my mind made up.

In a recent interview with the lead singer of the Eagles of Death Metal, he claimed that he thought the security guards were shifty and that something seemed strange before the attacks. He almost didn’t even do the show.

He isn’t claiming anything on the government, as is a good idea considering his high profile status, they’d likely off him immediately. Probably with a poison to make it seem like a heart attack like they did with Billy Mayes for discovering easy, cheap ways to remove stains.

So I’ll claim for him. Paris government, or American, answer for yourselves!

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Dumfa Terde thinks anything that happens behind closed doors has to be an inside job, I mean come on, there are doors it must be inside.