A sad day in Canada recently occurred when Nestle had to recall their pizzas since there was just too much glass for it to be considered edible.

Nestle has been focused on a project of hoarding water, and they’ve been using slaves for their coffee, and now they’re putting glass into their pizza. It’s safe to say that they have been having a bad few months.

Nestle is pretending to be apologetic, because I guess people still believe in what they’re saying. But people believed Bill Clinton and OJ Simpson, so really I guess Nestle is more self-aware than some of us are willing to admit.

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Ellen Darude only glasses people when they don’t pay for her drink.