A spring breaker in Indiana has recently passed away by deciding that the pavement outside of a parking garage would look better if he was all over it. We went to his grieving friends to ask what they thought of the man.

“Dude, he went hard. Errybody who knew Trevor knew that he went really hard. We shoulda known, you know? Like, when he said ‘Bra, let’s party in the parking garage’ we shoulda been all like ‘naw dude, that’s far’ but instead we went along with it, and that is just… like really sad.”

We asked about their altered states when they entered the parking garage.

“You know how when you walk in a room it’s all likeĀ bwahgahngah?”

We did. We thanked them for their time and refused the joint.

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